Here’s the thing. Fetch is never going to happen. We all have to move past that. That shit is just something dogs do. But #CatNapMonday can happen.
One of the primary focuses of the Bitches 2016 Purresidential run is the ConservationMeow platform. Humans need to learn how to conserve their energy, instead of always trying to take over the world. Cats don’t have cases of the Mondays. We don’t even know what that joke means. That’s why we must make #CatNapMonday a reality. When I’m President, cat naps on Mondays are going to be a constitutional right for cats, dogs, and definitely humans.
In this country, we have certain unalienable rights. Rights like #TacoTuesday. Rights that fucks like Donald Trump want to take away. #CatNapMonday isn’t just a hashtag, it’s a disruption.
So, on this seventeenth day of the eighth month in the year two-thousand and fifteen, may the #CatNapMonday meowvement start.
— A Cat Named Bitches (@BitchestheCat) August 17, 2015
And the kitties answered.
— Fandom Den Mother (@Rehfan) August 17, 2015
— Kiki (@KikitheSiberian) August 17, 2015
— pollosmoky (@pollosmoky) August 17, 2015
— Dora (@SqueakyMissD) August 17, 2015
— Bianca Walters (@beewaltz42) August 17, 2015
You still have time to finish this #CatNapMonday out strong, and make sure to join me next week. In my America, a Monday nap is a rejection of Donald Trump, Scott Walker, and their ilk.